Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Weird School Stuff (...from a Confiscated Notebook)

Audrey Teo from 4B said she saw Charmaine Fong jumping into the empty swimming-pool, 2 hours before Charmaine actually jumped in and split her skull open.

It goes like this:
Audrey had been looking out of Computer Lab A's window during first period, at 10.30am. She saw Charmaine jumping off the deep end. Audrey was just about to get the attention of Mr. Wilkinson, when, 5 seconds later, she saw Charmaine walk past Computer Lab A.

I don't think the fall killed Charmaine, since the so-called 'deep end' of our school pool is only 1.5 metres deep. Charmaine must have dashed her head against the broken tiles on the bottom, and bled to death under the hot noon sun. I watch all 3 series of 'CSI', one thing I've learnt from that show is that head wounds bleed alot....

The broken tiles were the reason why the pool was drained and earmarked for repair. So we stopped having swimming during P.E, due to 'safety concerns'. I'm not sure if Charmaine's family will appreciate the word, " irony"- she once said to me that they don't speak much English at home.
Then they sure as hell wouldn't like my explanation; Audrey now avoids me because I tried to explain to her that she saw Charmaine's 'doppelganger' at 10.30am

2 comments:

Renaissance Publishing said...

Hahahaha... you sure think of some weird stuff...

BTW: I think Doppleganger is spelled wrongly. "doppelganger"... an Austrian friend told me it's really a German word....

Eeleen Lee said...

Thanx...

yep it's a German word, 'doppel' meaning double and 'ganger' meaning 'come', so someone or something that comes around again