1,2 Crush On wHo?

I pointed out DarrenDarren to Constance de Souza, she agrees with me that he's hot and that exclaimed so very loudly that she'd love to, 'tap some of that anytime!' (since when did all these awkward Americanisms weasel their way into our Asian lingo?...)

When I asked her to cut it out and not yell so loudly, Constance looked at me funny, as if I was the one making all the noise. But I know that look from her when she rolls her eyes and I can see the whites of her eyes.

'Don't be naive!' she told me, 'acting as if you're sheltered all the time!'